The princess of delinquents. If it doesn't involve food, fun or fashion, Ariana couldn't care any less about it. When she's not hanging out at the mall or playing console games at home, she's stuffing her face like a gremlin at her favourite fast food joint. While someone with her (very short) temper is probably ill-suited for retail work, imagining herself beating her customers into a pulp is enough to get her through the day.

If you tease her about her height, she'll help you see things from her perspective by generously snapping your shins in half.

Ariana is, much like her explosives that she always keeps on hand, extremely volatile. She doesn't need to be very upset with you before she resorts to violence, meaning she's much more likely to stage home invasions.

An excerpt from one of her latest livestreams:

"My dear baby goats and lambs, your Shepherd has returned! I'm so happy to see my herd again! How are you all doing? (...) Just a reminder, if you're draining your entire bank account as a gift to me, getting a cheque in person is the easiest way! And please, don't be too aggressive to other streamers that I talk to. Let's aim for less than three high-profile assaults this week, okay?"

It's difficult to not be entranced by her speech. It's almost supernatural how much of a grip she has on your attention.

Callie's very pretty, isn't she? At least that's what the voice burrowed into the back of your head is telling you. It seems to get stronger when you've upset her, so you're going to struggle a lot talking to other girls on dates.

From a young age, Penelope has had a strong fascination with numbers. It's given her a massive advantage in finding anomalies in her line of work, and she's been banned from a few casinos as well. She's interested in keeping a close eye on you too, constantly harassing you to find out what you're doing every minute of the day.

She'd love to find out what size shirts you wear, or how many baby teeth you still have. Depending on how she's feeling, she might want to know how long your intestines are as well.

Nothing escapes Penelope's attention to detail, making her very well known in her career. No-one would ever believe that she's making up evidence to freeze your bank account if you step out of line with her.

Liliana is superior to you in every way. Really, there's no denying it. She's a black-belt in Karate, holds several degrees, and spends more money in a day than you make in an entire year. It's a miracle that she even acknowledges your presence.

But it's okay. You don't have to be perfect, or even decent. You're just fresh clay in her hands, ready to be molded into the perfect husband by someone as gifted as her. And she'll protect you from anyone who tries to get in her way.

Coming from such a wealthy family, Liliana always gets her way. It's what she's been taught from birth; that she must be willing to do anything to seize what she wants, even if it means getting her own hands dirty. She's not afraid to eliminate the girl closest to you if you're not giving her the attention she deserves.

A complete and utter girlfailure. Sophie spends her time drawing commissions that would give her grandmother a heart attack, or doing freelance coding work. She's never interacted with boys before, and has only learned about them from reading slow-burn fujoshi fanfiction. Don't bully her too hard when she embarasses herself in front of you.

The only time she leaves her house is when she wants to keep track of you. Usually happens when you're out of cell coverage, or she can't see you through your apartment's cameras.

A girl-flop like Sophie still freezes up at the thought of interacting with boys. She's been playing her favourite otome dating sim to practice talking to them, but through them she's also learned how to handle boys that cause her grief. She'll collect evidence of you dating all of the girls, and publish them to severely harm your relationship with everyone.

Tori tries really hard to put on a facade of a cutesy, happy-go- lucky girl that loves to put bows on everything. Her sweet exterior has pretty much everyone around her fooled, but many things don't match up. After doing some digging, there are quite a few police reports of someone matching her description seducing men, only to use plant-derived poisons to paralyze them and steal all their belongings.

It seems like she now has her eyes set on you. Make sure to always have witnesses when you meet up with her.

Tori knows what she wants and knows how to get it from guys. But she's never fallen head over heels in love with a guy before meeting you. She'll turn up all of her tactics to eleven on you to keep your attention on her, making you crave her.

There doesn't seem to be much information on Charlotte. Her diaries and journals seem to focus on you, in particular:

• The specific date and venue of your future wedding
• A medieval-era recipe for a "love potion"
• The names of your first six children together
• A diary filled with the word "love" 26,405 times
• A very indepth document of your likes, family members, fears, favourite foods and most vulnerable body parts
• A heavily used book describing a murder-suicide of two lovers, with the words "might be fun to try ♥" written on it

The thought of her future husband not loving her isn't something Charlotte could comprehend. Completely shattering her worldview will cause her to act without rhyme or reason, meaning that she's a complete wildcard and you won't know what she's going to do until it's too late.